Murphy's Laws
| Murphy's Law | Submitted By |
| If the person isn't taken, there's a reason | Jim B |
| Whatever can go wrong will | Jim B |
| Love is blind, marriage is an eye opener. | Tresha |
| All the good ones are taken | Jim B |
| It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious | Jim B |
| The dealer always pulls a two when he needs it | Jim B |
| The good one dies first. | Roger |
| If Murphy's law is correct, everything East of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic | Bobby C |
| Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. | Bobby C |
| Corollary to Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optomist! | Jack |
| Never have sex with someone crazier than yourself! | Tresha |
| One good turn gets most of the blankets. | Tresha B. |
| The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's just a different set of weeds. | Dennis |
| You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. | Eric |
| What you don't mean, won't hurt you! | Tim T |
| No matter how good looking a person is...somebody, somewhere, is tired of them! | Canute |
| Oppenheimers Law states that Murphy's Law is usually way too optomisitc! | Cantue |
| Any tool, nut, bolt or screw when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner. | Gigi |
| The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. | Gigi |
| The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. | Gigi |
| Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. | Gigi |
| It's smarter to be lucky then it's lucky to be smart. | Howard |
| When the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like nails. | Julia Y. |
| ones wisdom is only as ones sexual sophistication | Jake Jarvey |
| The grass is always greener on the other side, even when it's a rock landscape! | Clint |
| Crime always pays, just ask a cop! | Clint |
| The number one cause of divorce in America is marriage. | HUCK |
| A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants. | Roger |
| Nothing improves with age. | Roger |
| If it ain't broke, don't fix it | Tim T |
| The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. | Gigi |
| Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. | Dianne S. |
| Sex has no calories | Tresha B. |
| A closed mouth gathers no feet. | Gigi |